Better Rear: Jen Aniston or Jen Lopez

According to this article its’ nearly a tie (46.5 Aniston/45.2 Lopez).* What do you think?

*The original poll came from a diet website, so the numbers might be a bit biased.
**This is a poll so I put it here. I’m sorry if its’ better suited for Cafe Society.

Right cheek: Ms Aniston
Left cheek: Jello

I actually have to say that I think Jennifer Lopez has a fabulous ass. It might be considered too big for the American media (bah!), but it works. I’m tired of seeing women with flat asses.
walks off humming… “I like big butts…”

You’ve gotta be more specific. Is this the JLo butt before or after airbrushing? (Evidently it’s been trimmed down in the Gigli poster.)

I, personally, don’t get J.lo. She’s not BAD, mind you. She’s just not 35-staffmembers-currently-on-call good.

I’ll take flat over fat. Aniston wins. That article sucks, BTW. How can you write something like that and not even post a link to pictures of the posteriors in question? I mean yeah, we’ve all seen them before, but still. A reminder would be nice. For shame, hollywood.com. For shame…

J-Lo

Why was this moved to Cafe Society? Because the women are actresses? Or is it because of the aesthetic issues that one would delve into when comparing the beauty and shape of the Ideal Rear-End? (just kidding)

My vote goes to Jennifer Lopez’s butt. No contest, really. It’s a shame the butt is connected to such an annoying person, though.

I’m a big fan of Jenifer Lopez’s butt! I’ve always loved the old pin-up, hourglass figure, and Lopez fits that quite nicely. Aniston has no ass, and I’m sure the fact that the pole is held by a diet website and all these people with body image problems are mostly voting for what they’d like as opposed to what they’d find attractive is the only real reason her numbers are higher.

Since we’re voting on Jennifers, my vote goes to Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Just a minor obsession of mine, sorry. I can’t explain it, it just is.

I’d have to go with Jennifer Aniston over Jennifer Lopez (am I the only one in the world that refuses to call her J-Lo?). Lopez’ is out of proportion to the rest of her body imo and, to me at least, proportion counts for more than weight or height or size.

That article goes on to say that

“Oprah Winfrey came in third with 7.1 percent while Calista Flockhart came in fourth at 1 percent. Now, that’s a wide group.”
:eek: Oprah Winfrey? There are people who look at Oprah and think, “Damn, that’s a fine ass!” ???

:confused: Callista Flockhart? She only has 1 percent of an ass.

I’m going to have to go with Aniston. It’s small and in proportion with her body.

Lopez.

The best butt of all though… none of you are ever going to see, and I am in about an hour. :wink:

It’s probably just an optical thing, but nothing beautifies a butt like looking down on it with your hands planted on either hip.

So, JLo comes in second. Janniston a distant third.

Lopez all the way. Give me a woman that looks womanly.

J. Lo. I hate them both, though. :wink:

Lopez. No flat butts for me, please.

Lopez, no contest.

Aniston, J. Lo does nothing for me.

I agree. In order to make a proper vote, I’ll need hands-on experience. Jen and Jen, please come over here, willya?

What a silly question. It’s not like you even compared J. Lo to someone with a particularly nice ass.