Feature: Kate Winslet has the best tits on the planet. At least as far as oft-photgraphed ones go.
Six. Let’s not forget Uma Thurman, whose breasts are available for more leisurely viewing in Dangerous Liasons.
Jenny Connelly had the gold medal ca. The Hot Spot, but something deflating has happened to them in recent years.
No question. Jean Simmons. Never saw the lil’ puppies unwrapped, but even in her 70’s she can keep a dress exactly as full as it ought to be.
Eric McCormack, of Will and Grace: Although I haven’t seen him shirtless, he looks great in a sweater. Nice lift, solid-looking but I could still rest my head on them. They are like smooth river stones caressed by the gentle waters.
Helen Hunt does it for me.
And has anybody noticed that the Breasts Most Admired are not those 44DDD’s? Just like a guy with a 12" schlong, it’s not something that generally creates desire…attracts attention, yes, but desire, no.
Or am I guilty of trying to hijack? Sorry…
Let’s see…
Angie Dickenson, Big Bad Mama.
Karen Allen, Until September.
Beverly D’Angelo, Hair.
Kelly McGillis, Witness.
Isabella Rosselini, Blue Velvet.
Melanie Griffith, Wild Thing.
And for Sarah Miles and Helen Mirren – lifetime achievement awards (what is it about English actresses?).
No you don’t.
Sorry…how 'bout “jugs?”
No, I get laid talking like this…“Hey baby…wanna make $14 the hard way?”
And might I add, Jennifer Tilly has a great pair of, um…HOOTERS
This is OT, but I used to have a book (by Ron Goulart – I can’t remember the title offhand) wherein one of the characters considered himself something of a breast connoisseur. Some of the names that he came up for them with were hysterical, although the only one I can remember now is “butterbags.”
RR
Who played Juliet in Polanski’s “Romeo and Juliet”? I vote for her.
And Katie Holmes, and Jennifer Connelly, and Phoebe Coetes, and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
And I also vote for “funbags”.
Jennifer Connelly’s squeezies are indeed wonderful (Yay! The Rocketeer is on again!), but if we’re discounting all porn stars, my favourite bunnymelons are mounted on Denise Richards (mmm… Wild Things…). Yummy!
Um, is this really a discussion of ‘the arts’?
If this thread doesn’t belong in IMHO, then what’s that forum for?
Arts or entertainment, lissener. Boobies, if anything, are 100% entertainment.
Annette Benning, who was practically naked throughout all of Grifters. Rarrrrrr gimme some
I just wish everyone would grow up and start calling them “Yobs” like any civilized adult.
Oh, and in the catagory of quality-not-quantity:
Sylvia Kristel, the first Emmanuelle.
…And Jenny Agutter…
How about classical references? Perhaps we should call them “two things smalle”, which are not just “to tell a female frome a male”?
And if she’s eligible (having started her career posing nude for a calender), I’m definitely going to have to vote for Norma Jean Baker, here.
How about “chesticles”
And I vote for Jennifer Connelly, Halle Berry, and Teri Hatcher.
(The French and German judges cheated, so I awarded 3 gold medals).
I suppose you prefer the term “dirtypillows”.
How about “cans”. For example - ** That bird has nice cans **.
JB
I gotta admit I died when I saw ‘funbags’. Mean, but funny.
Denise Richards in ‘Wild Things’, I don’t think those are real, does that count??
The love of my life, Jodie Foster in ‘Nell’.