Best Damn Keyboard In The World!!!!

It’s true!!

Only vanilla?
What an overblown keyboard!

Wow, you can pick up one used for 0.00148% of the retail cost!

I greatly enjoyed the customer reviews. They were a hoot!

It’s a good deal. I wonder if they sell it locally, because there’s no way I’m spending $20 on shipping.

Ha! Very amusing. But all kidding aside, this is the one I want.

Odd that I should see this thread. I just received one of these keyboards. I now type upwards of 500 words per minute. It also does most of my coding for me. I highly recommend it. I’m going to get a second one for work.

One question: Does it swallow?

Thats one GOOD god damn keyboard!

I got one of these a few weeks ago!

It has the power of the One Ring, feeds me better than lembas bread, and has finally replaced my favorite Jenna Jameson blow up doll.

It also: cuts the grass, absolves all my sins, answers my phone, made Salma Hayek fall madly in love with me, shows all my favorite television shows all the time on my TV, sings like Sinead O’Conner, and makes a mighty fine bathtub companion.

At a million dollars, it’s a steal! I wouldn’t part with mine for a BILLION dollars!

A single frivolous lawsuit against a mega-corporation is your key to getting one. Call today!

Oh, yeah.

That bad boy just went straight to my Wish List.

Okay, seriously folks…

is that a typo or something?

I knda like the wooden ones, especially the mahogany…

http://www.woodcontour.com/wood/products/keyboards.html

Hey, the customer reviews have changed! The spotlight review is the same, but the others are all different. What the heck?

imigan a world without france!!!