This one may not have been done before - What , in your opinion, was the best debut post by a doper?
Criteria - funny, deep, informative, amusingly dumb, etc…
Off the top of my head, there was one by this dude in the Jet Li vs. Keanu Reeves thread, which I can’t be bothered to dig up so I’ll paraphrase it:
“Keanu Reeves couldn’t kick Jet Li’s ass on the ass-kickingest day of his life with an electrified ass-kicking machine.”
Funny, check
Deep, uhh, check
Informative, well the jury’s out on that.
Amusingly dumb, check.
Of course that’s a good post, green_bladder – it’s a direct rip-off of a Simpsons bit.
Must’ve missed that episode… 