I like Malibu Rum and Pineapple Juice and Vodka and 7-up. Cranberry Juice and Vodka is good too. As for shots… I like Slippery Nipples, Gold Schlogger, and Apple Pucker… mmmm, good shit!!
Think I’m gonna go out drinking tonight.
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
Galliano and Coke. It tastes just like root beer, and, since Galliano is usually semi-top-shelf, it should make some money for your bar. 
I’ll second that. Just one of those get make PR a bit giggly. But if I don’t want to get “relaxed” that quickly I’ll stick to Fuzzy Navels (OJ & Peach Schnapps)
Prairie Rose
for a drink, a purple orchid:
0.5oz vodka
0.5oz blue curacao
cranberry juice
Have only found one bartender who makes it right without me having to tell 'em how to make the sucker.
as for shots, Rocky Mountain Bear Fuckers:
1oz tequila
1oz Jack Daniels
1oz Canadian Rye
chased with orgasms
I’ve had bartenders watch me drink for kicks.
I usually line up 1 RMBF with 5 orgasms, and take 'em down within 45 seconds…and then 20min later come back for a second round.
I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation
-me
Mmmmmm…Raspberry Margarita…mmmmmmmm
I also will go for a couple straight shots of Cuervo (assuming I’m not driving…I have almost no tolerance for alcohol)
My SO is fond of Golden Cadillacs. No, it’s not a Margarita. Galliano, white creme de cacao, vodka, and cream shaken with rocks and strained into a cocktail glass. Tastes a bit like an eggnog. Every single place she’s ordered it has had to look it up, and only one place has made it “just right.” Coincidentally, this is the SAME place that didn’t have to look it up the next time we were in, although it was probably a month later.
Myself, I’m partial to gin Gibsons, good beer (a whole other thread on its own), and neat single-malt scotch.
A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
Let’s see…you might…
::mixes 2/3 shot Everclear, cranberry juice, tiny slosh of grenadine below the counter::
…try some of this?
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I don’t really have a favorite. Guess it depends on the mood of the day. I like variety… helps to keep the boredom level at a minimum.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!