It’s the anti-glurge glurge!   (Shockwave file, BTW.)
  (Shockwave file, BTW.)
Cool.
Applause Bravo! 
I’m not sure I’m totally up on the definition of “glurge”… I’d always thought it meant like those sappy emails with heartstring-pulling religious stories or lame ass poems and stuff… but recently in another thread I saw someone use the word “glurge” to refer to just sort of generic non-commercial mass email, and so now I’m confused…
You are right with your first definition by the way I understand it, which comes from the explanation at the Snopes message board.