Lettuce pray that it doesn’t stain.
Wow. Somebody’s vinaigrette fired over this.
And to think it happened on Caesar Chavez’s birthday.
I hope Buchanon was taken to the Mayo clinic for testing.
That’s something that mayo cur.
Pat Buchanon makes me sick. I probably would have bleu cheese all over him.
Something about croutons. I just woke up.
Pat Buchanann responded by tossing his salad.
Yeah, but then he would have just flounced off to his dressing room.
I first read that as Pat Buchannan douched with salad dressing and was thinking well, so long as it was oil and vinegar.
I would comment on this article, but ricotta go.
Oh, thank God, I’m not the only one. 
So does that mean Pat is a fruit?
I can’t believe they arrested the kid. I would have thrown him a party of some sort. Perhaps a lawn feta.
If it was Greek salad dressing, it might have been the Fickle Finger of Feta! 
How long did he romaine on stage berfore going to wash his hair?
I don’t know, but I bet he wanted to kale the guy who did it!
If it had been Paul Newman’s dressing, would Pat had melted like the wicked witch of Oz?
I don’t know, but I bet he washed his hair in the dressing room.
Daniel
Frankly, I’d have been appalled by the crudités of some people!