Best Headline Ever

Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing.

Lettuce pray that it doesn’t stain.

Wow. Somebody’s vinaigrette fired over this.

And to think it happened on Caesar Chavez’s birthday.

I hope Buchanon was taken to the Mayo clinic for testing.

That’s something that mayo cur.

Pat Buchanon makes me sick. I probably would have bleu cheese all over him.

Something about croutons. I just woke up.

Pat Buchanann responded by tossing his salad.

Yeah, but then he would have just flounced off to his dressing room.

I first read that as Pat Buchannan douched with salad dressing and was thinking well, so long as it was oil and vinegar.

I would comment on this article, but ricotta go.

Oh, thank God, I’m not the only one. :smiley:

So does that mean Pat is a fruit?

I can’t believe they arrested the kid. I would have thrown him a party of some sort. Perhaps a lawn feta.

If it was Greek salad dressing, it might have been the Fickle Finger of Feta! :stuck_out_tongue:

How long did he romaine on stage berfore going to wash his hair?

I don’t know, but I bet he wanted to kale the guy who did it!

If it had been Paul Newman’s dressing, would Pat had melted like the wicked witch of Oz?

I don’t know, but I bet he washed his hair in the dressing room.


Frankly, I’d have been appalled by the crudités of some people!