Best job;
Where i am now, a Mac repair tech at Small Dog Electronics in Waitsfield, Vt, i get paid to take machines apart and put them together all day, we can bring our dogs to work, benefits are awesome, 100% health and dental, health insurace for up to 2 dogs, free beverages, a health club onsite, completely open hours, i can decide to come in and leave on my own personal schedule, no punching in or out (i’m on salary) we have cookouts in the summer for lunch, great employee discount, and a completely laid back, casual atmosphere
(in fact, i’m posting this on a G4 tower i’m refurbishing for the inventory)
SDE is on my short list of “best places i have ever worked”, on a scale of 1-10, SDE is a 20
Worst “job” (the memories still haunt me to this day);
a traveling photographer for wal-mart (specifically, american studios, a subcontractor with wally-world)
the job was pure hell, and thanks to that “job” i still feel uncomfortable around kids, never really cared originally, but now, showing me a kid is like holding up a cross wrapped in garlic to a vampire i’ll go out of my way to put as much distance between me and the kid as possible…
the job’s scarred me for life, i’m just starting to slowly recover, i’m surprised i never snapped and went postal
just some examples, when i was hired on, i was told i’d have a fixed territory that would not expand, lets say a 150 mile radius from home, any wally-worlds in that area were my responsibility
every week the territory got bigger, and bigger, and bigger, hell, i put 30,000 miles on my poor old Dodge Shadow in less than a year…
i had to get up early on the first day, leave from York, Maine to drive to some wally world off in the boonies of Massachusets, for example, set up the “studio”, which i carried with me in the trunk/back seat of the Shadow, on top of that, the studio had defective equipment, a tripod where only 2 legs worked properly, the backdrop support rack had to be secured with duct tape, the posing table had broken 2 times previously, even before they gave it to me (one time it actually collapsed while a kid was sitting on it, he fell off the back of the table and broke his arm ) every week i told the company the equipment was substandard and dangerous, they didn’t care
if i was too far to comute (99.9995% of the time) i had to stay in a motel, and since the per-diem was so minimal, most of the motels were run down, vermin infested sleazepits that didn’t even have basic cable, heck, i ended up buying a super nintendo to take with me, just so i’d have something to do after the shoot
they supposedly reimbursed me for gas, lodging and food, but it took almost a month to get the check, a month delay, meanwhile I was paying for food, gas, oil, and lodging out of my own pocket…
one time i had to call in sick, severe flu, headache, vomiting, fever, sore throat, i could barely talk, i was shedding virus like crazy, and the manager still wanted me to come in “just to take down names for later”, and tried to threaten to fire me if i didn’t.
my freind, who was listening in, said, quite loudly “You know, Russ, if they fire you for calling in sick, you could always take them to the labor board and sue them”…, the manager backed down right after that
another time, the muffler on my Shadow fell off, just behind the catylitic converter, the little bastard was LOUD, i tried to get time off to get the muffler replaced, management said “no”, i had to drive an entire week in that thing, i got to the point where i had to wear my shotgun-style “earmuff” hearing protectors to save my hearing (if i spent a week in that thing unprotected, i would have gone deaf) until i could get a new muffler on the weekend, i’m amazed i didn’t get pulled over and ticketed…
i had to shoot photos according to a “script” and try to “upsell” the parents on the better poses, while at the same time making a complete fool of myself to try to get the little smeggers to smile, making up my own poses was not permitted (i did anyway, i didn’t care, my “unofficial” poses sold better anyway)
as a side story, this one was funny, a couple brings in this cute little girl, nice red Easter dress on, she wouldn’t smile in any of the photos, i pulled over the toybox and let her choose the toy she wanted…
she chose the football
she was laughing and smiling, having a great time, it really brought out her personality
i got yelled at, because it wasn’t an “official” or “appropriate” prop…
why?
“because she was a little girl in a cute dress”
so, your point?
“it’s not a “girls” toy, you should have given her the stuffed B’harni doll”
she hated it, she had taste
“just don’t do it again”
whatever…
by the time i gave my notice, i didn’t care anymore, i spent all my time hunched behind the camera, directing the parents to move the little smeggers into position, muttering angrily to myself, i think i scared quite a few people…
mission accomplished
that job drove me this close to either snapping and going postal, or suffering a complete mental breakdown…
however, on a happier note, i don’t think american studios is in business anymore