Best Law & Order quotes

Briscoe, realizing that he’s looking for clues in a gay bar: Ah, two boys for every–boy.

Briscoe: She was sitting in the bitch seat.
Van Buren: “Bitch seat”?
Curtis, very earnestly: Yes, it’s the back seat on the motorcycle where the, uh, woman, um… (Withering gaze from Van Buren)