Best porn name I have ever heard: "Kylie Wyote"

Brilliant.

I don’t get it

I was looking for a “dirty” subtext but it doesn’t appear that there is one. Think Roadrunner cartoons. “Wile E. Coyote.” Not particularly sexy, unless I’m missing something…

It’s a play on Wile E. Coyote

Yeah, that’s pretty much my dream girl right there: porn star, and suuuuuuper-genius. The ability to survive falls from any height is a nice bonus feature. The only potential turnoff would probably be her incessant habit of setting death-traps, but frankly I’m not picky enough to consider that a deal-breaker in a relationship.

The question begs: does she have Acme brand implants? :cool:

I did an image search of her (purely to research my thread, of course…) and she appears to be one of the few porno actresses without implants.

Or maybe she used to have implants, they backfired on her somehow…

SCENE: THE AMERICAN SOUTHWEST.

**KYLIE WYOTE ** eagerly opens box labeled ‘ACME ROCKET-IMPLANTS.’ She unfolds a page of INSTRUCTIONS. CLOSE-UP to read:

*'ACME “Super-Zoomers” Rocket-Implants! Be the envy of your friends! To install:

  1. Place Rocket-Implant harness on torso!

  2. Put on Acme Roller Skates!

  3. Accelerate gently, allowing forward motion to activate Rocket-Implants!

  4. Zoom Zoom Zoom!’*

CLOSE-UP of **KYLIE WYOTE ** with devilishly eager expression!

(15 seconds later)

SOUND EFFECT: (RAPIDLY FADING WHISTLE)
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(KABOOM!)