Best run-on sentence by a sports writer

Is this 301 word beauty and somehow it all makes sense and I want him to keep on writing because I feel the rhythm and, well, here it is from this article in the Smithsonian:

“Just after sunrise the seas are running two or four or six feet and at the mouth of the Gulf where the bay opens up and the tide meets the wind from the east and the west and the north and the south is a washing machine of razorback crests and sub-basement troughs, waves running horizon to horizon, some as big as houses, whitecaps peeling off the long rollers, the water every blue and every green, the rise and fall of our little boat a series of silences, groans, engine noises and cymbal crashes as we pitch and roll and the whole boatload of gear works itself loose from the fittings, the tanks and the spears and the wet suits and the vests and the fins and the buckets and the coolers and computers and the compasses and regulators and the backups to the backups to the backups, every dive system three times redundant now soaked and streaming, bobbing in the bilges, and the waves coming over the side, the top, the stern, the bow, all of us pitching and yawing and rolling and moaning and swearing and all that gear floating at our ankles with the bags of white cheddar popcorn and the wasabi and the Red Vines, all of us grabbing for the gunwales or the rails or each other, Captain Andy at the wheel calm as a vicar, Barry with his feet planted, singing at the top of his lungs, “Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends,” and the planetary surge of 500 quadrillion gallons of angry water pouring through the tiny nautilus of my inner ear on its way to my stomach. I lean over the side and throw up again. Doubled over the transom, John casually does likewise. The motion-sickness tablets do nothing.”

So who does this remind me of? I thought maybe Hunter S but he uses way too many periods.

Crap, I just realized there are a couple of short sentences at the end, only 280 words or so.

Dennis

Technically I don’t think it’s a run-on sentence, though it could use a comma after feet, and it wears out its welcome before it ends, I would say.

Reminds me of Bulwer-Lytton. Except they ask entrants to keep it to 50-60 words or so.