Best version of the Parrot Sketch

Here.

My personal favorite is this.

Yeah, the one in the OP is the one I had in mind.

But my personal favorite is the version a friend and I performed at our high school talent show in 1982. Got huge laughs even though I had to improvise a bird cage and parrot with a paint can lid, wire hanger and a blue glove.

Dear God, that was brilliant.

It really hammered home the point made in the second panel of this xkcd.

After watching the original (which I might have seen, long ago), I have to ask, did the phrase “pining for the fjords” come from this sketch?

I’m pretty sure.

I like the one on their Final Ripoff CD. For the most part, it’s the same, but the ending is different… and I like it!

What’s the ending on that one?

Cleese told a story once about doing the sketch in some public forum, and Palin throwing him a curveball. As we know, the story ends like this:

“I’ve had a look, and we’re right out of parrots.”
“I see, I see, I get the picture.”
“I’ve got a slug.”
“…does it talk?”
“Not really, no.”
“Well, it’s scarcely a replacement, then, is it?”

But on this occasion, Palin threw in a new line:

“I’ve got a slug.”
“…does it talk?”
“Well, it mutters a bit.”

And Cleese apparently started laughing so hard they couldn’t concluded the sketch as normal.

I had the same surprised reaction… totally didn’t expect it. I was driving when I heard it and if I hadn’t been stopped at a light when I heard it, I would have had to pull over because I was laughing so hard.