Congratulations!!
Best of luck to you and your bride 
Zev Steinhardt
Congratulations!!
Best of luck to you and your bride 
Zev Steinhardt
“You’re WHAT???”
No wonder why I’ll be single forever. 
I think I’ll pretend I wanted it that way:
BENEDICK: “That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks: but that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick, all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the right to trust none; and the fine is, for the which I may go the finer, I will live a bachelor.”
DON PEDRO: “I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love.”
BENEDICK: “With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord, not with love: prove that ever I lose more blood with love than I will get again with drinking, pick out mine eyes with a ballad-maker’s pen and hang me up at the door of a brothel-house for the sign of blind Cupid.”
DON PEDRO: “Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith, thou wilt prove a notable argument.”
BENEDICK: If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot at me; and he that hits me, let him be clapped on the shoulder, and called Adam."
–Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene i
Congratulations, Skott! I wish for you and your bride all the happiness I someday wish for myself. 
[sub]::Trying to stifle my envy::[/sub]