What I’d like to know is how does one request money from an anonymous donor?
Sneak up behind them, throw a burlap sack over their head, and draw the drawstring as hard as you can until they pass out. Once they’re unconscious, duct tape the bag around their neck, firmly tape their wrists behind their back, and throw them in the trunk of a car. Drive them to a deserted dirt road, yank them out of the back and throw them by the side of the road face down. Tell them they’ll count to one hundred before they move if they know what’s good for them. Stuff the money in their pocket, cut the tape on their wrists, and drive away, basking in the spirit of giving.
That’s how my friend Tyler does it, anyway. 