Best way to kill a plant/tree

This is how I killed a plum tree my wife wanted us to keep, but I thought was pathetic looking, and was half dead anyway:

Use a 3/4 inch spade bit at a downward angle, then pour in full strength round up. Add a little more a couple days later.

To prep: Find a branch that has fallen off the tree, or take a branch from a similar looking tree. Whittle the branch so it fits perfectly into a 2x4. Since you’ll be doing this at night, practice pouring the round up and inserting the cover branch in the dark. Some sort of commotion out front helps. A fully charge cordless drill and very sharp bit helps.

:smack: to clarify: on the 2x4, you’ve drilled a hole at a downward angle with the same bit for practice.

EASY!!!

Just have a Multi-Keg party, invite all your friends, hand out flyers, and then call the tree the designated Urinal. This worked WAY to well for a friend of mine.

Just be sure to warn people about the tree…