As much as I’ve tried, I haven’t gotten called to the pit (yet) nor have I been banned (yet).
So what’s the best way to royally piss off a moderator & not get banned?
Moderators can’t answer! Not fair!
And I’m not advocating this as a sport or anything. :dubious: 
Any suggestions?
This isn’t a bad start.
Haj
If it isn’t a sport, what is it?
And what is the point of this if not to create havoc?
One way to piss of moderators is to start threads like this one. I’m not sure about the not getting banned part, though – time will tell…
Go to your room, and finish your homework before your Mother catches you.
5… 4… 3…
What the fuck is the point of this? Go crawl back under your rock, and stop wasting bandwith with your inane posts.
Damn typos.
HOW TO PISS OFF A MODERATOR
In the 1980’s, housewives will have robots to piss moderators off for them.
My name is Torgo, I drive a Yugo.
<ahem> This is how to piss on a Moderator. It is not recommended. (Then again, neither is pissing one off…they’re working hard to make our lives here as pleasant as possible. It’s a thankless job, and they get pitted as often as one-trick ponies. And they do it for free–so don’t piss 'em off, give 'em plenty of respect. As moderators. As posters, they’re fair game.) [/shameless asskissing]
Depends on what you do with the knowledge of the wind direction. 
Best way to piss off the moderators:
Drop the “Bo Diddly” from your name.
(There. I said it. Everyone happy? :D)
Drop the “Bo Diddly”…? …the "Bo Diddly…?..“Bo”…? SPOOFE BoDiddly…No that’s not it… Levdrakon Bo…???
OK, I give up. I don’t get it.
Yeah, right! I wish.
Ever think there might be a reason that the moderators wouldn’t want people to know that kind of thing?
Oops sorry, I forgot about not feeding the trolls. :smack:
Go to their house, and drink all of their beer. Works every time.
You forget “and eat all their chocolate”, loinburger.