Never took the stuff myself. Dad kept us away from all that junk. WW II vet, lied about his age to join the Navy. Fire control on a Destroyer Escort. Imagine a 17-year-old kid telling his ship where to point the cannons!
What could be better than LSD? Melatonin. Yeah, the stuff that’s in your body and makes freckles. Thing is, you need to be asleep for it to work.
I’m sick. This stubborn cold has been hanging around for a few days now so I took some melatonin to help me sleep. Must have taken too much because the first in my first dream, everyone’s faces were distorted. Pinched 'n stuff. So I woke up.
When I drifted off again, the next dream started okay but then went really weird. Now, I’ve had some weird dreams before. I’ve mentioned the one about a parody of Rocky Horror in which Brad & Janet crash a fursuit party.
This time, it was horny lizards. And I don’t mean they had horns. No, I was dreaming that my arms were absolutely covered in these lizards and their tails grew a couple inches. At least I hope that was their tails!
Next thing I know, I’m dreaming that my arms are covered in this warm goo. Neon. All the colors of the rainbow warm neon goo covering my arms!
That did it. Screw this, thought I, and, at about 8:00 yesterday morning, got out of bed for a few hours.