Well, she does have freakishly, spindly legs.
With you there bro.
If the others don’t want her, you and I can tag team (or spitroast, up to you).
Is it true herself and Mister Z plan on calling the baby ‘Bejayzus’?
Well to be fair, Beyonce doesn’t think much of you, either.
Yeah, her hack acting paled in comparison to the virtuoso performances of Mike Myers and Verne Troyer.
I don’t think it is a prosthetic, just her dress rippling funny.
However, if we were to assume that it was a prosthetic for some reason I can tell you she might use one because she wanted to make sure she looks pregnant instead of oddly shaped. I’m currently about 35 weeks so it is obvious I’ve got a baby in there unless the baby decides to drop, which she does every 3 or 4 days just for giggles. A “baby belly” tends to ride very high on a woman’s body but sometimes babies go hang out by your cervix for a while and when that happens your bump moves down. If you already have some belly fat there it can just make you look weirdly shaped instead of knocked up. Given that she has her body analyzed by strangers constantly I can see why she might want to have something in place to make sure she looked pregnant and avoid “Beyonce faked pregnancy to cover up brownie addiction!” headlines if her kid decided to swim around the bottom of the tank for a while.
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Agreed… My (ex)wife exhibited the same ‘topography’.
The only reason I decided to say “Me, too!”, was because of the way pbbth described it!
(Cracked me up! Damn near spewed Dr Pepper all over the freakin’ keyboard!) 
That’s fucking teamwork!
Yeah- she never calls back.
I snorted out loud. 