I always forget. Does bisexual mean you have sex twice a year or once every two years?
Man if they get it that often I gotta switch.
Bi Bi baby!
No, Gramps…bisexuals can only get aroused having sex on a bicycle.
Thanks for your compassion, OpalCat. I sure wish Mrs. Chef had your healthy attitudes about sex. You know, during one of the few actual discussions I was able to have with her about oral sex, she said something like, “how would YOU like it if someone came in your mouth?” (Again, if I’d not be offendin’ yer tender ears…) And of course, what I wanted to say – but couldn’t – was, “I actually miss it a lot.” Sigh.
Oh well, at least I can eavesdrop when the conversation gets saucy in #straightdope.
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Da Chef
Thanks Chef and Scarlet for sharing with us and helping set me straight.
Its a very personal topic that and therefore not often addressed IRL, and because of that there are some misperceptions involved. I admit that my earlier post may have been clouded with some misperceptions, but I feel better that I can go out into the world and make a more informed decision about the morality of others! 
From this point on I will NEVER say another thing about bisexuals. Except that I think being with 2 bisexual chicks would be cool…
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
Unoffically Godding the meathead community since 1/7/2000
As I had posted before, it is possible that I only know people who fall into the category of “unable to commit and bi”. Sorry if I offended anyone by my previous post. It is entirely possible for folks to be and stay committed.
And i am also aware it is just as easy for someone in a Hetero or Gay only relationship to be tempted when they are lacking something where they are and see someone who may fullfill that need (sexual or otherwise).
I guess I was just making an off hand comment and it was taken the wrong way. Sorry.
The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.
First off, a little more humble applause to Scarlet.
Second; Why is it that no one has yet brought up the subject of multiple couples? There are people out there who have found their “one” and then take them swinging and find some “many-s” together. This is not evidence of a shaky or unfulfilling relationship; on the contrary, it’s not the kind of thing you want to do unless your relationship is solid and full of trust. I’m not trying to generalize with anecdotal evidence; I’m just pointing out that these things are quite possible.
Which brings me to this point to ponder. Thanks to the wonder of modern contraceptives, it is possible to seperate sex from love when necessary. This is, like all things, a mixed blessing.
-BrainWeasel
Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage
http://brainweasel.home.att.net
I must say I am brought to tears by all this acceptance. Does no one decry the situation in this country, its deplorable. Placate is all we do, offend no one, placate all.
Are we all politicians out there now, or are there those left who have an OPINION and wont cower from it?
Mikey, I believe very strongly in the tolerance for other’s lifestyles and beliefs, and if you don’t like it, you can reply by pounding your forehead on the keyboard several times.
For those of you who are irony-impaired, that was merely a literary device to demonstrate the absurdity I percieved. I’m sorry if it came off a little angry; that happens when someone calls me a politician. If you really want someone to be offended, I’d be happy to offend you.
Although, violence is often a tool that’s very useful in getting people to stop and think about other’s viewpoints.
Now I’m feeling very unheard! WHAM!
Seriously, I would beg of you to argue against tolerance and not sound like you have a vendetta against a certain group or believe your way of thinking to be the only truth. It’d be a refreshing change.
-BrainWeasel
Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage
http://brainweasel.home.att.net
Actually Mikey, mine wasn’t an opinion, it was a one sided observation. Now if others can show me a side I may not have considered and it is logical, i accept it.
Now, if you want opinion, I’ll debate my opinions on things until the cows come home.
The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.
Then let me shift gears and let you know about some things I don’t accept.
Yes, I do. I decry the bigotry that some people (like you) don’t even feel ashamed enough of to hide.
Oh, I don’t know. You offend me pretty good.
Actually, yes, but my opinion is evolving. You see, I used to think that education would solve the bigotry in this country. And in a lot of cases, it’s working. But I’m starting to come to the conclusion that education will not work on hard core cases. So I guess I’m a year of two away from having an OPINION that a correct and moral response to open bigotry is physical violence. If I ever do reach that opinion, rest assured that I will not cower from it.
Putz.
manhattan and Scarlet said it best.
I’ve slept with men and women, I never thought of myself as a bi-sexual. I have never been married, but that has nothing to do with not being able to pick a gender, more like not being able to pick a person. Sexuality is far too an individual thing to make such broad speculations.
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
LOL
Okay im sorry but I wanted to serve as DA and I did. I want this room to stir, and thus i made it.
Just working to make us all think more and talk more.
Sorry
And you wonder why you get called a troll?
Troll.
Mikey, even a devil’s advocate should espouse a viewpoint that’s more than merely contrary…it should also have some merit. Are you wanting to debate the merits of the position that acceptance is bad? But of course you were just pretending that your head is a block of wood, so sorry…
strolls off singing, “I’ll take Manhattan…” to self
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Da Chef
Troy, cheap shots get you now where. As you can see by my statement, I never actually established a point, nor a point of view. I threw gas on the dying flames, just to see what the fire would do this time.
Dont try to make me out to be your TROLL, as if anything I was helping you to continue your topic, and ARGUE and SAY more than just, yes i am and so there.
Now to win “converts” to your view, perhaps you should be a bit less “pugnacious” and more verbal.
Now, where do cheap shots get you?
This is wrong in so many ways that I don’t know where to begin. Oh, I’ll just take them in order.
- Cheap shots do not get you nowhere. They are often good for a laugh. And besides, I acknowledged that you were just pretending to be a blockhead. If I were inclined to take cheap shots at you, I could get some great ammo in your post.
- Throwing gasoline on a dying fire does not make you a devil’s advocate as you claimed to be. That honorable role consists of pointing out the flaws in an argument, not making inflammatory statements (aka trolling).
- I didn’t call you a troll, manhattan did.
- I’m not trying to win converts to my view. I just contributed a personal perspective to a discussion started by someone else.
5)As for being pugnacious, argumentativeness is the essence of this board. And it is of course entirely verbal, so I don’t really grasp your point there. I’ll just add that the quotation marks are superfluous.
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Da Chef
Cheap shots get you. Now, where
is your sense of humor, Chef?
Nice Catch Chef!
Trollemon! Gotta catch em all!
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
Oops Just to prevent confusion!
Thats like Pokemon not Sealemon
Silly Mon!
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal