“Wrong sac, sir. When I said you were CINC-SAC I was taking about Strategic Air Command.”
He doesn’t know what he wants, but he knows how to get it.
(Now i’m gonna be trying to picture him as a punk rocker the rest of the night.)
Testify!
I’m five and a half feet tall, so when I’m president, I’m making the bible swear on me.
Ok. Five and a half feet in 3" heels.
He should re-swear on the still warm corpse of rush Limbaugh.
Muslims can’t touch pork.
It’s incredible how many people think that politicians should swear on the Constitution to uphold the Bible.
I’m shocked – shocked! – that this is being taken so lightly. Don’t you realize that the original fuck-up, and now the lack of a bible, are part of a right-wing conspiracy by Justice Roberts to deny presidential powers to Obama?
[sub]Seriously, if the parties were reversed – if a Democratic Supreme Court justice had fucked up the oath of office to a Republican president, wouldn’t those guys be screaming about the conspiracy theory and attempted subversion of the Constitution by the Supreme Court Justice?[/sub]
This was said to me seriously the other night.
I’m about as liberal-biased, left-leaning and Koolaid- (okay Flavoraid) drinking as they come but, I mean, seriously.
Could someone pm me the link?
I don’t want to troll, just giggle 
I doubt that a bible couldn’t be easily found. On the other hand, if I were a believer, I wouldn’t swear twice the same thing on the bible.
Remember: In Russia, Bible places President on spine !
What a hue and cry over nothing. Did Obama fulfill the requirements as dictated by the Constitution? Yes?
Then, done deal.
As I understand it, swearing on the bible is a relatively new innovation, I’m talking mid-20th Century. See, we used to have this thing called separation of church and state – a quaint concept, like the Geneva Convention …
And somewhere, Aretha Franklin sheds a tear.
Allow me to present the George Washington Inaugural Bible.
second.
I’m at work, and bored, and my students are being little shits… need something to laugh at 
And here I thought he was the anti-Chris.
Google [name of that board] + [the name of this one], click on the second result, and scroll down to “Want to know what the smartest people…”, etc. That’s the thread.
What, did Jesus say it or something?
(Please tell me that someone got this…)
Oh yeah, Baptist camp flashback there (not scary Jesus camp; we just sang, swam and occasionally TP’d the dining hall)
Well, our conservative posters are 99.99 percent smarter than conservative posters at other boards which shall remain nameless. And I’ve also got to say that our liberals are also smarter than posters at other boards where there are collections of liberals. As a liberal, I’m embarrassed at the leading “democratic” site’s level of intelligence.