Bible not used in obama re-swear!!!!

That would clearly be too labour-intensive for Obama:

Actually, despite the impression Bush gave, there weren’t any. Cheney’s flesh would melt when he got too close to one.

But will it be a red Swingline?
As for me when I’m sworn in, I’m going to mime my acceptance while crawling into my invisible box.

That’s why I usually go to Free Republic for my daily dose of nut-wing chucks.

I would swear on my copy of the Return of the Jedi Visual Guide signed by C3P0 himself, Anthony Daniels. Or better yet-my Terrible Towel!

And quite frankly, as someone who has worked in a museum, it annoys me that people handle artifacts like that without wearing gloves. :mad: Dammit, people, over time, that can destroy valuable items!!!

I don’t want to start an Oard-bay Ar-way, but did you get your daily whiff of them today? We have our own thread dedicated to us.

You can imagine the depth of the “they really are dopes, lol” jokes.

Really? Could you send it to me via PM? (No, I don’t plan on actually posting over there…just reading it for shits and giggles)

Never mind-I found it. This should be amusing.

I dare believe (don’t worry, I’m an agnostic) that Obama left us this “message by omission” to let us know that he’s fully aware of the fact that the belief in Bush’s strategy of hiding behind the shield of Christianity to protect ourselves against the petrodollar-backed expansion of Islam, would have finally left us with the only option to nuke them.

Only if Obama lives up to what this message involves, i.e. to show Christianity & Islam the way to the museum of religions and to enforce fully fledged laicism, will we have a chance to prevent the clash of civilisations as predicted by Bush-backed Samuel Huntington.

Well, under Bush it was probably in the job description.

OMG, the Freepers used MY OP to start their rant. That’s SO awesome.

Not to mention “Is there a Queer Dope site”?

Who said we were the smartest people on the Internet?

Using ‘gay’ as an insult is sooooooooo middle school.

I like how they try to defend the Antichrist raving by saying, “I don’t think he’s the antichrist, I think he’s AN antichrist.” Morons.

They also seem to think were some kind of lefty board like DU and that we supported the Trig Palin rumor.

I don’t think we need to worry about a board war, they’re way too gutless to try to come over here and ayone who doesn’t sing from the Freeper songbook gets insta-banned over there. The chances for any extended interface are zero. They can’t breathe outside their own fact-free little fishbowl over there, and they instantly kill any facts that get in by accident.

I think you mean sea kitten bowl.

You’ll be changing your name, won’t you?

Does that come with a CD of Ashcroft singing “Let The Eagle Soar”?

There’s always a fish in the sea. :slight_smile:

Yeah, uh, let’s watch out for that, please. People have been linking to that board a lot lately to bask in the Obama glow by laughing at them, and we’ve already got enough weirdos over here. :wink:

shudder

I don’t think they’d survive long with “CITE?” Plus, they’d probably have their posts edited constantly, since the standard is to reproduce articles in total-even after how many lawsuits?
About the only thing they do is try to skew polls and things like that, anyways.

Apparently there is a conspiracy (not just on our part, but on “leftist” boards everywhere) to create a stigma about posting on Free Republic. :dubious:

No comment.

Now THAT is a photo op for the commemorative plate! :smiley: