I was looking through this thread ( http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97133 ) and it struck me that the Biblical Plagues are, well, a little outdated. Any suggestions? Here are a few to start:
Raining wire clothes hangers
All recorded music plays back as “boy band” songs
All beer turns to Budweiser
The only new movies made are sequels to Titanic and Police Academy