Have Yourself a Merry Sequential Thread Title

I start too many of these things, I know, but I caught this in “New Posts”–

What’s the WORST date you’ve ever had?
Ancient Hebrew

“So, vhat’ll you heff? De pork, mebbe?”

"Baiji" freshwayer dolphin declared “functionally extinct”
Giant toilet snakes strike again

The mystery of the Baiji extinction solved!

New Posts:

** Things that go…
En Retard
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I think you mean “en garde”

From MPSIMS:

How would you change the building codes?

A fish tank in your toilet!