Poll in a moment. Just make sure your answer is silly, or I will threaten to feed you to the hyenas and then not follow through.
If my dad was Arnie Becker I would get no end of tail.
Maggie Lawson. Naked…
Wait, what’s this thread about, again?
I turn to my boyfriend and say, “How does he NOT get punched in the face?” just about every 5 minutes while watching Psych. I’ve never noticed asshole tendencies in Batman, perhaps because I haven’t watched a lot of it; although I do find Christian Bale’s ultragravelly voice supremely annoying, I don’t think it counts as assholish behaviour.
So, yeah, Shawn (ugh, it hurts my fingers to type that abomination of a name).
I like hyenas, so please follow through 
To be fair, it’s comics-Batman who’s the asshole, not movie-Batman. I only referred to Bale for the sex joke.
Wait – you WANT to be eaten by hyenas? That seems… odd.
ETA: Also, it’s the c in Spencer that vexes me. If Thor had meant us to spell the name that way he would not have given us the Faerie Queene.
My theory is they won’t eat me if they can tell that I think they’re cute and want to cuddle.
Shawn rocks and would be a great friend. Batman would suck as a friend since he’d be plotting to take you out and use any weakness you ever reveled against you.
That being said Maggie Lawson naked is by far the best answer . . . to everything.
Batman’s plot to take me out would be to walk over and punch me.
Shawn will crack jokes at your mother’s funeral. Batman will kick Shawn’s ass for doing so. Admittedly kicking his ass isn’t all that hard; my niece could do it and she weighs less than a hundred pounds.
I voted that I can only judge them on their sexual prowess, HOWEVER, It actually gets really old dating someone who is all broody and deep. Fuck that. At least Shawn and I could trade Rainbow Brite references till the breakabreaka dawn.
Also its his parents’ fault he spells his name that stupid way, so I can’t hold it against him.
Bearing in mind I have entire friendships lasting decades that consist of nothing but an exchange of witticisms mixed with 80s references. If I could make a living at that somehow, I probably would.
I refuse to believe that. Shawn’s dad would have insisted on the proper spelling because he is anal; Shawn probably changed it as an adult to be a jerk.
You say that like it’s a bad thing. All of my best friends hold nothing sacred.
But back to Maggie, come on Skald stay on topic.
Remove Christian Bale from option 6; replace with Dulé Hill.
Fool of a oracle!
Then you won’t be comparing PSYCH and BATMAN. You’ll just be having a three-way with [del]Shawn[/del] SEAN, goddamnit! and Gus. Is that what you want?
Also, the chief is better looking that Jules. I would have suggested her but I don’t know either the character or the actress’s name, and I don’t know how to get to use Google images, imdb.com or, or wikipedia.
Haven’t you ever heard “Logically Critical”? Batman has a car that can drive itself, but he refuses to share the technology. How many people are killed each year in traffic accidents that would be totally preventable if Batman weren’t such a bastard?
Sure, Shawn [sic] can get on people’s nerves sometimes, but he’s no mass murderer.
How many people have the Joker killed? How many people could have been saved if Batman would have just put a bullet in his head?
Meh. If Batman’s responsible for that, so is Jim Gordon and every cop whose ever driven the Joker to Gotham while the clown was restrained.
For true assholery you have to turn things like the Tower of Babel.
I think the general concept behind this post is worthy of further discussion, but I didn’t want to hijack the thread. Follow me to IMHO if you wish.
Well, now that you mention it, yes, that’s exactly what I want. Where do I go to sign up for that? If it must be a goddamn Batman, I’d pick almost any of them over Christian “Throat Cancer” Bale–though Adam West has to be in his 1960s prime, and I’d prefer to think of Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday.
Also, I’m an oracle now? Woot! Vegas, baby, here I come!
Batman’s*[maggie lawson naked]* only an asshole*[maggie lawson naked]* when he’s badly written.[maggie lawson naked]
Shawn’s not an asshole*[maggie lawson naked]*, he just has no *[maggie lawson naked]*self control.
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