Maybe there’s enough to go around, 'zine…
I believe Bumba can attest to the veracity of the second part of my signature.
Now, now boys; I do have two of them. And the last part of Kalley’s sig could go for me as well, hence the quandry over inflicting breastage mid-hug.
My SDMB file is composed of impulse and good intentions, therefore light and airy like a pixie.
It’s friday and I do believe I shall enjoy an adult-type beverage when I get home this evening. One week down, forty-odd to go!
So I get to work and check to see if there’s anything pending I need to worry about first. Nope, so I sit down to check my e-mail. I see a message entitled “Amphetamines are here.” and my first mental reaction is “Yay!”.
Does this sound as strange as I think it does?
Not half as odd as if you’d said “Yay!” to one of those sexxxy farm animal spams.
BAILIFF: -bored- Repeat after me.
BUMBAZINE: Repeat after me.
BAILIFF: -annoyed- NOT YET!
BUMBAZINE: -faking contrition- Sorry.
BAILIFF: -wary- I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Og.
BUMBAZINE: -deadpan- I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Og.
JUDGE: -bored- You may be seated.
LAWYER: -officious- Please state your name and your avocation for the record.
BUMBAZINE: -monotone- My name is Bumbazine and I’m an MMP poster.
LAWYER: -looking at jury- Are you familiar with the MMP poster known as Kallessa?
BUMBAZINE: -looking at jury- Yes.
LAWYER: -forcefully- In fact isn’t it true that you have met the poster known as Kallessa in a number of drinking establishments under dubious circumstances?
BUMBAZINE: -injured tone- I’ll have you know I’m a married man.
LAWYER: -satisfied- Just answer he question.
JUDGE: -bored- The witness will answer.
BUMBAZINE: -cautiously- I’ve met Kallessa, along with a number of other Dopers, in a social setting a couple of times.
LAWYER: -triumphant- AH HA! For the purpose of smoking dope!
BUMBAZINE: -wary- NO! That’s just what we call ourselves.
LAWYER: -skeptical- That sounds pretty suspicious to me.
BUMBAZINE: -defiantly- Is that a question?
LAWYER: -looks hard at Bumbazine- Never mind. At these allegedly ‘social’ meetings, have you had occasion to observe Ms. Kallessa’s appearance?
BUMBAZINE: - wary- Purely for purposes of future identification, yes.
LAWYER: -officious again- Just answer yes or no. Now would you say, in your opinion, being especially experienced at observing women’s attributes as you are, That Ms. Kallessa’s ‘bounty’ in her, uh, chestal region, could be considered ‘legendary’?
BUMBAZINE: -pedantically- As near as I could determine, intervening articles of clothing notwithstanding, and purely for purposes of future identification, you understand…
LAWYER: -exasperated- Just answer yes or no!
BUMBAZINE: -annoyed- Yes!
LAWYER: -triumphant- I rest my case.
As an officer of the court, I feel it is my duty to report that however Bumba came to recognize my chestal area, he has been at all time a perfect gentleman and a model husband. More’s the pity.
dwyr, I’m not getting amphetamines (and more’s the pity to that as well) but if anyone needs “anonymous drugs, no prescription needed”, I’ve got a source. At least the ones trying the hook me up with hot girls seemed to have stopped. I’ve never been invited to view sexy farm animals—and I’d need a lot of those anonymous drugs before I’d take up an offer like that! :eek: