Bill Clinton's future

I read that Bill Clinton is feeling discouraged because he’s a lame duck. He even said he wished he was campaigning for office.
What’s your take on what he can do after he gets out of office?
After Monica, I thought maybe he had a future as a porn star.
After the Puerto Rican terrorist release–maybe he could go to Puerto Rico, help overthrow the govt & install himself as dictator for life. Sounds exciting enough–What do you all think?

Hmmm I am thinking he can have the job of his dreams… working at McDonalds =)


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

Cigar Salesman??? or better yet… the guy who hands out products for people to test…


We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another

heheh…maybe he could give lectures on the importance of having a good dry cleaner

How 'bout product tester for Heidi Fleiss?


“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart

He’ll do what every other president did - make a boat-load of money on the sheech and lecture circuit.


Yer pal,
Satan

Why be a proper political spouse and campaign for Hillary, of course.

Think it’ll help?

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Think it’ll help?

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AAACCCKKKKK!
Not my day for posting.
Better try working instead.

C YA!

After Dole ditched the Senate he became a spokesman for Viagara. Maybe there’s a drug Clinton can advertise for. Suggestions?

Is there something that cures sexual addiction, lying, and quietly taking favors for political influence?

Here I’m referring to the story about Tyson chicken and the 100,000 dollars Hillary made, with no losing trades (!) on cattle futures.

I hope the only thing Clinton can do after his most embarassing, lawsuit-filled presidency is be the night-manager at a 24-hour bowling alley!


“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe

I believe he has already been offered an executive job at Dreamworks. He’s good buds with those guys.

But, he’ll probably do something boring like take a professorship at a University teaching law and government, and make a gazillion dollars on the lecture circuit. He’s also gotta set up his presidential library (Those Hustler subscriptions will cost a fortune), and write his memoirs. And, campaign for Hillary until the election, after which he’ll be busy with the divorce proceedings. (-: