Normally, I’m not one to complain too loudly about this guy. I mean, he’s kind of a one-trick pony, and if I really went out of my way to take offense I’d be permenantly a-tizzy (it would be like posting a pit thread every day saying “Man, that Mallard Fillmore really choked on llama semen this morning.”)
But today I open my paper and find this article staring back at me. What the hell? It’s like reading a Chick tract without the clear call to repent or burn at the end. Am I supposed to understand it? I’m pissed, but I don’t really understand what he’s getting at here.
I mean, is he calling for an old school tent revival, followed by a mass purge of all the heathen from our shores? Is he really insinuating that Methodists go to hell (I can’t tell . . .) I’m pretty sure that he is calling for a religious war. He’s definately suggesting that women be put back in their place and that gays shut up. And I assuredly need to be told of my future place in the fires of hell.
I also doubt that a former Methodist, after converting to Islam, immediately donned a full-body hijab and decided that Allah forbid her to work or to laugh out loud in public. I also know that Pentecostalism has been doing pretty well, despite Bill’s insinuation that Christianity is somehow shrinking to the size of Murchisons sad, grey testes.
In short, he is not only a lying, deceitful sack of shit, he commits the cardinal sin of being confusing about it. I get the impression that he wants some kind of Christian Taliban, but he doesn’t have the stones to come right out and say so. In short, Bill, take your stupid fucking article and fist it up your rectum. And I sure hope it gives you papercuts all the way.
Thanks for the venting opportunity.