It’s hyperbole. You should know better. Relax.
So, Cervaise, are you offering to service her crevasse? I bet if you throw in a two-fer or a free turnip twaddler, she’ll jump at the offer! 
It’s hyperbole. You should know better. Relax.
So, Cervaise, are you offering to service her crevasse? I bet if you throw in a two-fer or a free turnip twaddler, she’ll jump at the offer! 