…if that’s your real name. You are ugly, annoying, bearded, and strident, but you ain’t no Billy Mays. Also, you don’t speak with an English accent, so why should I believe anything you say? Get the fuck off of my TV!
Are people really that incompetent with kitchen knives?
Hah! Just saw that guy on the TV. Yeah, the standards for TV con men just ain’t what they used to be.
Why do infomercial guys feel such a strong need to scream at the viewer, anyway?
I like how he compares it to a mandolin when a more truthful comparison would be a fork.
At least he’s not as bad as 'Vince" for Slap Chop.
Seriously, what kind of investor, invests thousands of dollars on a product only to let some slimey creep make dick jokes on his commercial?
Plus, no English accent! What were they thinking?
Did Billy Mays have an English accent, shitstain?
Yay! It wouldn’t be the Pit if someone didn’t get pissed off.
Now there ya go. English accent, sort of.
The large dark-skinned man who was delighted he didn’t cut his fingers has quite the unkempt beard. @01:59 