Bitch, I don't care about other payment options

She probably realized she had failed to mention something that was required - perhaps when she saw you fishing for change it reminded her of the easier options - and quickly tossed the comment in, just in case you were a postal inspector* or in case a supervisor was nearby and listening.

*They have postal inspectors cruise by letter carriers’ routes and watch them to see if they’re sleeping in their trucks, and others watching clerks do their jobs in other ways, so I wouldn’t be surprised if some came up as “secret shoppers”.

I’d be careful about pissing off postal workers… they do have sort of a bad reputation, you know :slight_smile:

I guess that I am just confused. This sounds like everyday, run of the mill customer service to me. Actually, given that you were scrounging for change (yes, i know that you had enough to pay, but you were holding up the line!), it seems very topical that the clerk might tell you about their debit service (that I use all the time since i don’t carry cash).

I just don’t get it. Then again, I don’t get things like ‘road rage’ either.

(obligitory “Hey Hot Stuff!”)

And not to hijack or anything… well, okay, it is a hijack. But Xanax may work wonders, but Valium is like Manna from heaven. It makes me not crazy and lets me sleep.

Now, back to the postal bashing!

Donkey-felching moose-ramming mechanized stinky-cheese fellating asshats!

(did that make any sense? Eh. Who cares.) :smiley:

How long was it taking you to count out the 53 cents to make her change easier?

Was it, perhaps, long enough that other customers waiting behind you might have appreciated the fact that the clerk was letting you know about a payment option that’s quicker than counting?

My feelings exactly.

Don’t get me wrong… I agree with you. The cheek of the woman!

Same kind of thing happened to me once. The wife made me a cup of tea, and had the temerity to ask if I “wanted sugar”.

Do you not think I’d have asked for sugar if I wanted it?? I mean, how difficult is it to surmise that, if I asked for a cup of tea, and didn’t mention that I wanted sugar, then I don;t want sugar.

So I did the only reasonable thing.

I killed her and buried her under the patio.

That’ll learn her.

More power to your elbow, chum.

Shhhh, stop making sense.

A total ass? I think I came across as a partial ass (maybe 40%). Sure, if I demanded her firing or beheading I would agree with total ass.

Hence the posting here versus saying something at the post office.

Stonebow and Bricker, I wouldn’t say I was scrounging for change. I had in my hand already 3 quarters, 1 dime, 1 nickel, and 5 pennies. All I did was pick out 2 quarters and 3 pennies. Less time (IMO) that it would for her to count out $9.47 versus counting out $10.00

Wait. Did you ever take sugar in your tea? If not, then you did the only respectable thing. Come on, what was she thinking? All of a sudden you wanted sugar but was not able to ask for it. If, however, you sometimes take sugar, you might have overreacted a tad.

So…

He posted this tomorrow?
And it showed up today?

**How many fucking Time Machines are out there?!

And where is mine?!?!**

Shouldn’t that be cents?
hehehe… I kill me…

[note to Cigarrette Smoking Man: Experimental drug 43809-06-03 achieves the desired effect of psychosis within 6 hours of licking treated stamp glue. Subject became violent, erratic and prone to angry rants. Subliminal messages to eat McDonalds food appears to be recieved and imbeded in higher brain functions. Will report again if he orders and eats the fries.]

HA HA!! They were self-adhesive stamps. Now will you stop listening to me though my fillings! It really hurts when I try and pull them out.

I just want to say to Fin, although I do believe the pitting of the postal employee may have been unwarranted, you’ve done admirably well at not retalialting at those flinging insults your way, and you’ve attempted to explain you side clearly.

Are you sure you’ve ever been in the Pit before?

:smiley:

And what about the undercoating? Yeesh your mail could rust right out without it.

Don’t forget their new “preferred mailer” club: for only $25 a year you get to stand in the sole line that moves, they promise not to lose more then 20% of your mail and to stop your postman from vigourously shaking your fragile packages before drop kicking them onto your roof.

Sorry, I count at least 20 posts against and 0 for your position that this postal worker was a jerk (not counting your posts, of course). That works out to around 100% in my book.

[sub]pssst… when nobody at all agrees with you, perhaps you’re just a teeny bit mistaken.[/sub]

As long as you don’t spell it with a “Z”, I’m happy. :stuck_out_tongue:

I work in the fabulously exciting field of “customer care”. I hate the entire concept of “customer care”, because when I call in about a product I don’t care if they care or not. I want customer service. I hate it when somebody reads my name off a computer screen and then starts using it in what is a transparent attempt to make me think that they care about me as a person. I am fully aware of the irony inherent in telling someone that we appreciate their business when they’ve just spent half an hour ranting at me about how much the company in general and I in particular suck and cancelled their service.

If I were to think about it, I would do none of these things.

I do them, however, because one of the gnomes in the Quality Assurance department is going to be listening to the call with a sheet of paper in front of them and checking little boxes that indicate whether I’ve done them or not. If the sheets of paper suddenly develop an ability to appreciate nuance, I’ll be able to stop doing these things when they’re inappropriate.

Rants ought to at least try to find the right place to lay the blame.

I think the entire practice of stores and other services where employees are forced to suggestive-sell add-ons should be completely abolished at once. Everywhere you go employees ask you these things because their managers tell them to. The reasons the managers pressure employees to make suggestive sales is because the people in the corporate offices (most of whom I presume never worked on the front lines before getting a desk job) require them to do it. They fail to understand that (a) in many cases (e.g. extended warranties) 99% of the people buying these things don’t want them, (b) the people who do want these things will ask for it themselves and © a customer may get pissed off and walk out if asked (and pestered with rebuttals from the employee as required) for add-ons, thus losing the entire sale. It wastes the employee’s time, the customer’s time and the time of the customers who are in line. I used to work at OfficeMax and they shoved the issue of selling “MaxAssurance” extended warranties down our throats. I hated, hated, HATED those things!!! Almost nobody wanted them and it was a waste of time to bother trying to pitch them and I didn’t sound the least bit sincere about it since I really didn’t care and didn’t want to force a customer into buying a service he or she likely didn’t need. I understand in some places the employees have a quota and are written up and eventually fired for failing to meet their damn quotas. Imagine that, at any given time some poor soul can’t make his rent payment all because he didn’t ask a customer about their damn extended warranties! :rolleyes: The whole thing is a crock of shit.