It’s probably because you’re old. 
Happy Birthday, Super-K! I beat you to 45 by four months!
Bitches are good for that shit, yo. Happy Bday and all that.
Almost made Super K cry? Nah. It must have been your allergies. That’s the ticket.
P.S. I ate the other cupcake. Happy Smurfday.
Sheeeeee-it, I hits the 4-0 last year’n no one gave me a cupcake. They all send me emails, you know, and that was cool and shit, but, fuck, I wanted desserts. The Super K be down with the bitches they give him treats, know what I’m sayin’?
Ain’t cryin, it’s hay fever. I always says hay fever.
45? Holy crap! I always thought you were like 15/16, by the way you posted, and the crap you posted about. Serves me right for making assumptions.
Colour me surprised. Oh, and happy birthday!
(Honest to god, I thought, “I hit the 4-5” was slang for “I took a dump” or something.)
I thought it was some kind of slang for taking drugs. I’m still not sure.
Happy birthday Super K. You’re one of a kind.
I love that phrase–it sounds like it rolled right off a script. And shit.
Ain’t no thang ‘bout hittin’ the 4-5 fo’ one who rolls large anyway. The main thing is you didn’t cry in front of your boss. But did you find out where the other cupcake went? I think that’s the question we need answers to.
Hell yeah, that is what I was looking to post.
I think it means he crashed into a diesel pickup truck.
Sounds to me like he’s a Pokemon player. 
(Pretty sure that’s the “opponent ambushes you” line, though I could be wrong.)
I thought he finally was 4’ 5".
Super K delivers again, Well done!. And Happy boirthday. And shit.
Pssst, over here.
“… when suddenly, a wild {noun} appears!” is a pretty common setup over there.
Happy birthday, Super K. Hope you enjoyed the things you enjoy.
45? The underwear I have on is older than that.
Bullshit! Depends haven’t been around that long!
Stupid walking, singing, vaginas. Have some fucking respect, and shit.
Hell, I ain’t rollin’ in my 4-5 for…two more days.
Old men and their cupcakes…and it was a Hostess? They care…they really care.
And they got it from Pokemon.
It was thinking he won on a lottery ticket, or maybe a horse track.