To Black: your black!
To White: your white!
To Gray: your confused…
Don’t even get me started on colors… it is obviously a plot by Satan to get people to stop watching ‘Ozzie and Harriet’ and start watching ‘Friends’ or ‘Will and Grace’ or ‘Dharma and Greg’ or {gasp} Pokemon.
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
What are you talking about?
Satan is in the music business.
Oh! The other Satan.
Sorry.
Stop telling God what to do.
Faulk is black, Warner is white
Together they learn to beat the Vikes
The child is black, the child is white
The NFL looks upon the sight
The beautiful sight
And now the Rams can understand
That this is the law of all the land, all the land
Faulk is black, Warner is white
They play by day and then by night
The child is black, the child is white
Together they grow to see the light
To see the light
And now at last we plainly see
We’ll have a dance of victory, victory
Faulk is black, Warner is white…
The whole world looks upon the sight
The beautiful sight
(with inspiration from Three Dog Night)
Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999)
Navigator – Hello newbie! Someone, somewhere, sometime, somehow on this board is going to do this so let me grease your asshole with a gentle finger and then slowly slide my massive, grammatically correct, cock, up your sweet virginal ass:
To Black: your black! This should be you’re as in you are
To White: your white! Again: You’re as in you are
To Gray: your confused… Sadly: You’re as in you are
Don’t even get me started on colors…[or your confusion] it is obviously a plot by Satan to get people to stop watching ‘Ozzie and Harriet’ and start watching ‘Friends’ or ‘Will and Grace’ or ‘Dharma and Greg’ or {gasp} Pokemon.
Why you want to blame this on Satan of all people is beyond me. I think you are just a big meany head and you should stop now. Or, if you prefer:
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES. BEG FORGIVENESS.
You make the call! 
Best!
Byz
thank you for correcting my horrible grammer… I wish this thing had a good compiler attached…
And if you thought I wuz serius bout dat satan crak wel din, I gues it ain’t only Xians dat don’t gots none humor.
Peace.
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
oh and reeeeellly what is the meaning of ‘Will and Grace’???
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
Navigator:
What in the world are you talking about? Skin Color? Racism? Judgement of others? The evils of Color TV? What?
Additionally, do you watch “Will and Grace?” If so why, if not how do you know about it?
color me curious…
Was there a certain amount of self-gratification in posting that??
(Hope you washed your hands before you typed the rest of that… keyboard might get sticky.)
Peace.
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
it was just a rant about people that label things… maybe I should have said
Spade: you’re a spade.
or
Fundamentalist: you’re a card carrying looney… oh wait… that is me…
I wasn’t trying to put any racial undertones in it at all, and forgive me if you thought that I did.
and yes, I’ve watched ‘Will and Grace’ don’t get it, but I don’t miss Friends…
Becareful who you label, and what that label might carry with it. I guess I should learn that lesson as well.
Peace.
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
But still, Mr. Thin Skin raises a valid point.
Let me rephrase.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Aaah. Hmmm. OK. Thank you
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
sorry for being obscure…
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
Ok, I understand now. No I don’t think it’s a plot by Satan (or whoever). It’s a product of evolution. Aeons ago it was advantageous to form small, geographically separated tribes. Each tribe developed a particular adaption, or maladaption, that would be expressed as evolutionary pressures were exerted. This allowed the species to continue even if one or more tribes were eliminated. The natural dendency to separate people emerged. In addition to this there is also, in some individuals, an attraction to the “others.” This promoted a robust gene pool without diluting the special adaptions, and maladaptions, that defined these groups.
I must add that this post in no way condones racism, or and other kind of -ism, it is only a theory of why we strive to divide.
I’m not black, like Barry White, no-- I am white, like Frank Black is.
-David
I think this was all just a plot to confuse me, a poor innocent newbie and blonde on top of it all. Shame on all of you!!
SoulFrost - At least have the manners to attribute that wondeful quote to it’s proper people: Bloodhound Gang!
Satan (well, THIS Satan) is colorblind, but sometimes the neon gets so bright it blinds me…
Yer pal,
Satan