Black Toilet Paper

[CalMeacham]

It makes sense – if it gets anything on it, you won’t see it.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0517black-toilet-paper17-ON.html

My favorite line:

(You can’t buy Renova Black in stores here yet - remember, this is its pre-buzz period. But you can buy it online from the company, at renovaonline.net, for about 2 euros, or about $2.50. There is a horrifying deep red version on the site too, but it’s only for sale to Europeans.)

(bolding mine)
I forsee a brilliant future in colored toilet paper. No loner limited to white and pastels by stodgy bourgeous taste, toilet paper will no feature bold blues, greens, reds, even gold and silver. It’s a rainbow-colored skid mark future. People will know how many bathrooms their spouses or lovers have visited by the number of different colors rubbed into their gluteal folds.

[Hung_Mung]

Hey, that’s great. Now I won’t have to see glowing speckles on careless strippers under the black lights anymore.

[Duke_of_Rat]

My one great invention, back when the “clear” craze hit, was clear toilet paper. Never caught on.

[Mangetout]

Do they make it in brown?

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Black, with Gold edging.

In a black-tiled bathroom.