Blackacre.

[duffer]

Changed. 3:15 Central.

[Contrapuntal]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

If I’m correct in my recollection, only admins can actually ban a poster, not the mods. Perhaps there’s a temporary admin shortage, soon to be remedied.

A mod has the power to close
A thread that makes folks hold their nose
But admins are the ones
With the really big guns
That can BANg out the troll-slaying blows.

I don’t know why you haven’t been given any love for this yet ETF but I’m here to say nice goin’.

[andros]

@Blackacre

Sweet jeebus man, have you never been laid? What a neutered response. =(

Cheers!
BA

Nope. Still not doing the job. Maybe a D+, if I’m feeling generous. Keep trying, though.

[elucidator]

@trandallt

I don’t know why you haven’t been given any love for this yet ETF but I’m here to say nice goin’.

Given the barrage of mash notes and kudos that fall upon ETF on any given day, she might not notice. One only has so much time, after all.

[Maus_Magill]

@andros

Right with ya, The_Llama. I swear, it’s kiddies like this that make me miss the batshit insane trolls of yesteryear. At least they were creative.

It’s like he’s not even trying. After he showed such promise in the OPs Ilsa_Lund linked to.

[jayjay]

@elucidator

Given the barrage of mash notes and kudos that fall upon ETF on any given day, she might not notice. One only has so much time, after all.

You also have to remember that she has three sets of ears with legs (four if you count the quick tall one) that keep her busy, too. I only have a life because I generally ignore my furballs (calm down, calm down…there are four other people in the house to spoil them).

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Well, actually, if you count everyone, including the two-legged servitor of the herd, I have… mmmmmmm… (takes off shoes) … um, 20 ears and, ah, 38 legs.

Aren’t you glad I don’t use my full name on this board?

EddyTeddyFreddySophieSylviaSquashPumpkinBenNickLaura

Kudos, rose petals, encomia, and all other forms of worship gratefully accepted. Visa, MasterCharge, and PayPal preferred.

[andros]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

Kudos, rose petals, encomia, and all other forms of worship gratefully accepted. Visa, MasterCharge, and PayPal preferred.

Got plenty of apples in this neck of the woods. That work?

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

It works for BenNick!

[jayjay]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

Well, actually, if you count everyone, including the two-legged servitor of the herd, I have… mmmmmmm… (takes off shoes) … um, 20 ears and, ah, 38 legs.

Aren’t you glad I don’t use my full name on this board?

EddyTeddyFreddySophieSylviaSquashPumpkinBenNickLaura

Kudos, rose petals, encomia, and all other forms of worship gratefully accepted. Visa, MasterCharge, and PayPal preferred.

Dang it, ETF! The fact that it’s YOU who owns all those animals keeps me from making a terrific joke. If it were Blackacre who had them I could make a comment about The Ass Menagerie and get all kinds of kudoi for it…

[Ilsa_Lund]

Now she’s linking to nudity.

[Blackacre]

@Ilsa_Lund

Now she’s linking to nudity.

Gasp! =D

Cheers!
BA

[Frank]

@Ilsa_Lund

Now she’s linking to nudity.

That thread’s been removed. I saw it though, and I’d like to know: why in the Name of God’s Throbbing Prostate is this character still on the boards? Mod’s have said it’s trolling; it breaks rules left and right; it’s just nasty. What the fuck?

[Ale]

@This Year's Model

That thread’s been removed. I saw it though, and I’d like to know: why in the Name of God’s Throbbing Prostate is this character still on the boards? Mod’s have said it’s trolling; it breaks rules left and right; it’s just nasty. What the fuck?

Perhaps he´s Cecil´s annoying, heavy cousin?, you know like that oligofrenic charcater in the movie Christmas Holidays with Chevey Chase?.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@jayjay

Dang it, ETF! The fact that it’s YOU who owns all those animals keeps me from making a terrific joke. If it were Blackacre who had them I could make a comment about The Ass Menagerie and get all kinds of kudoi for it…

Hey, I like your joke. AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:: wipes tears from eyes ::

How’s that?

[wolf_meister]

ThisYear’sModel
I’m surprised Blackacre is still around too. The mods really keep everyone in line and I think they are being a bit lenient with this guy.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

:: struck dumb with horror as the possibility hits her ::

Could it be that…

No, surely not, and yet…

Maybe, finally, nonpolar has become a mod? Even an admin?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[roger_thornhill]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

:: struck dumb with horror as the possibility hits her ::

Could it be that…

No, surely not, and yet…

Maybe, finally, nonpolar has become a mod? Even an admin?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

It’s a simple story, really. Dex, Czar, and the others were on a three-day bender after the evil one was re-elected. This fine looking fellow clutching a copy of the complete works of Cecil (blessed-be-his-name-forever) strolled into downtown Chicago and volunteered his services. The rest, as they say, is history.

[Blackacre]

@Ale

Perhaps he´s Cecil´s annoying, heavy cousin?, you know like that oligofrenic charcater in the movie Christmas Holidays with Chevey Chase?.

It’s spelled “character” methinks, mate! =D

Cheers!
BA

P.S. It’s spelled “Chevy” methinks as well, mate! =D

[Ilsa_Lund]

@Blackacre

It’s spelled “character” methinks, mate! =D

Cheers!
BA

P.S. It’s spelled “Chevy” methinks as well, mate! =D

Methinks it’s spelled “jackass,” mate.