Blackacre is:
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[li]fatuous[/li][li]moronic[/li][li]crass[/li][li]oafish[/li][li]immature[/li][li]a testosterone crazed asshat[/li][li]a troll[/li]
and most importantly
[li]In violation of board rules.[/ul][/li]
So why is this half-witted, bloodthirsty moron still here, again?
For your sins?
To prove that no matter how dumb we may all feel on occasion, there is always one worse off than us?
Comic relief, maybe?
Nah, I got nothing.
A common enemy for the right and the left in Doperdom?
One topic on which there is near-unanimity?
Someone to make us feel, no matter what asshats we may have made of ourselves, that we can’t possibly be THAT moronic?
He puts most of his stupidity in the Pit?
Hey, he’s bringing down the tone of our beloved BBQ Pit! I expect better from Pitizens – wit, vitriol, clever phrasing of an evisceration, a deft flick of the disemboweling knife, an impressive swing of the spiked club – you know, dismemberment with style. Or at least Technicolor gore.
This chump’s simply boring.
So someone can actually call him a troll and not get banned?
Blackacre, seriously, switch sides. You are NOT helping the struggle. (Though at first I thought he was a Dem trying to stir up anti-conservative posts. But after the election, I don’t think any Dems are clever enough for that)
It does seem to be a violation of board rules… but it’s also a quote from Lynn where she says he’s been a troll… grey area perhaps?
Oh, and, can we please all join hands, on both sides of the political spectrum, and say that blackacre is a tool?
(I think that could really help to heal this country ~sniffles~)
No way, uh uh, YOU take him!
Let’s give him to the Libertarians! They’ll take anybody!
Miller, you are cruel, ruthless, and cynical. Though these are qualities I usually abhor, I must admit, it has its uses…
Note: I am not calling Blackacre a troll (not publicly). I was simply quoting Lynn Bodoni from that link. He trolled, as per Lynn’s comment, thus he is (or was) unequivocally a troll. I am not accusing him of any further, present trolling.
I wasn’t suggesting you be banned. I was saying he was sent here so someone could say it and be so spot on that the banning wouldn’t happen.
We at duffer, Inc. regret the error.
Agreed Ilsa_Lund. I’d call Blackacre a jackass, but jackasses are at least amusing on occasion.
Besides, jackasses are cute, useful animals.
This boron is neither.
I think you misspelled “Democrats”.
Humorous – though a good comeback for the original remark, which is not notably more tasteful than the typical remark of the Pittee in this thread.
How about we metaphorically send him to some category that is not represented on this board, therefore avoiding insulting anyone – say the Utilitarian Ultramontanists (not to be confused with the Universalist-Unitarians, with whom they share nothing but Ugueth Urbina’s initials)?
*"Toodle-pip, old bean.
That’s rather jolly, what,
Cheers.
LawUG"*
I’ve got it. We send blackacre to Al Qaeda for a couple of picks in next years moron draft. Then he’s a terrorist and we can declare war on him. 
We don’t want him either 