Blackberry Syndrome

I am sick of this Blackberry Era! Everyone’s attention span is in the toilet! It’s like ADHD on steriods! I know, I know…my rant is already too long, right? :wink: And, how they cannot live 10 seconds without checking the dang toy!

If only we could up the vibrate feature to electric shock! That’d cure 'em!

But blackberries are delicious!

There’s an app for that.

Yeah!


posted from my Blackberry
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Ur post is -165 char. 2 l0ng 4 Tweetin’ #tldr

I wrote a paragraph on youtube, and the only response I got was “lol what :P”

Come on. I shouldn’t have to use one word sentences.

Wurst. pItting. evar.!

There’s a reason it’s called the Crackberry.

I pity today’s English teachers. Language used to be art form. Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his grave. There is a reason he was chosen to write the Declaration of Independence, and it was not for good penmanship. And, if language is an art form, then today we are stuck with nothing more than graffiti.

O rly?

Your OP was like the Mona Lisa surfing through the Birth of Venus with an apple in front of her face.

Huh. People still use Blackberries?

Sent from Vinyl Turnip’s iPhone

Well, all those people who need their phone to do more than play games and web browse.

Huh. People still use iPhones?

Sent from JohnT’s iPad

Huh. People still use iPads?

Sent from El_Kabong’s embedded brain-Internet interface

Huh. People still use embedded brain-Internet interfaces?

–Sent from my nanobot cloud slaves.

This, from the guy who can’t be bothered to type “www.google.com” into his location bar. :rolleyes:

It sure is!

Sent from stall #3, 24th floor.

Peasants.

Sent by Magic

Fuck you all.

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