Blech! Shove your fucking carob up your ass!

Hmmph. I consider chocolate an inferior substitute for the wonder that is carob. It’s so hard to find inexpensive, delicious carob that I consider it pretty much a delicacy, eating it only when I can find it, which is rarely.

Great, now I have a taste for carob and the stuff is darn expensive and hard to find. Feh.