Forgive the naivete, but I haven’t figured it out. I guess I assume that the song is about masturbation, but is there anything more specific than that?
When I’m walking - why do I strut my stuff?
Why do I check you out? (fantasizing while masturbating?)
What is a blister in the sun? (just something that will pop soon?)
Why “big hands I know you’re the one”
why is his girlfriend starting to cry?
“Body in beats, I stain my sheets, I don’t even know why”
Sounds like he’d rather masturbate than have sex with his girlfriend, and that makes her rather upset. Or, they’re just practicing the pull out method (What do you call a couple that practices the pull out method of birth control? Mommy and daddy.)
All the strung out stuff is drug references. I believe speed, but I’m not all too sure.
As for “check[ing] you out”? Maybe some people find me attractive, ever stop to think about that? Pig.
I think the real question is, who is he jerking off to? We know he’s stoned on whatever, we know he’s jerking off, we know his girl is upset about it.
Is it the “big hands” comment? Is he so screwed up he’s getting off thinking about a guy?
<Tootsie Pop Announcer>
The World may never know.
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