Planning on making a salad?
[QUOTE=Revtim]
So that’s what a dead fat snootch looks like.
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I need a cigarette.
That is the coolest thing ever. The description in the OP was award winning as well. Does the old lady really like you, or does she hate you? Guess you’ll never know. Either way she’s awesome.
[QUOTE=Scylla]
About five years ago this nice little old lady that comes to our office brought me a small aloe looking plant. She said her mother had given it to her forty years ago, and it had very beautiful blooms so she gave me a cutting to bring some life to my office.
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Now I’m wondering if the lady had no sense of smell. That’s kinda the only alternative to the prank version.