I get it every time I get sufficiently aroused without a climax promptly following. It’s really uncomfortable, painful actually. Not unlike the '“afterglow” of getting hit in the nuts, but mostly originating from the back of the sack - I presume it’s the tubes writhing in anticipation of a launch. It’s nasty enough that I seriously reconsider an opportunity for coitus if there is a risk of interruption.
Am I weird? Is my pain threshold unusually low? Is there a remedy?
I’ve never had this condition and I’ve always had the impression that it’s mostly a contrivance to get girls to put out. If the OP is serious, he’s out of the norm and may want to get his prostate checked out.
The thing is, stuff that cuts off the love-making (two-year-old waking up etc.) make it very hard to finish off by hand, either. Also, it seems getting off once blue balls emerge is stupenduously hard, and doesn’t really cut the pain. As in, I spank the monkey in the bathroom till my hand cramps, the ejaculation feels like reading a phone book, and my crotch still aches. I am serious, unfortunately.
ETA: my prostate is fine, judged by the handsome golden arches I produce on a daily basis. My diet is super-clean and my plumbing works fine, save for the blue balls. I’m getting worried here, if you guys don’t even think the condition is for real.
No, girls get it, too. I’ve gotten it. Usually I only get it around the time of ovulation, and sometimes even when I masturbate, I still feel really aroused/want more, ah, vaginal stimulation. Just figured it was my body’s way of saying “FUCK NOW.”
I’m probably weird. I like it, as long as it eventually resolves. I like to fool around and get to within a hair’s breadth of orgasm then stop for a couple hours and do something else, then do it again, for several iterations. It gets sweeter each time.
There is no medical condition called “blue-balls” my doctor so informs me. Nor is there a medical condition called DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup). There is no reason that you can’t try either of these lines on a non-doctor. Non-doctors want to get laid and don’t care if you lie to do it.
OK, blue balls is probably not the real term. I don’t know what is. I do know the pain is real, and comes from heavy arousal not leading to ejaculation. Every time.
I have to disagree with this. It is very real and it sucks. This mostly happened when I was a teenager trying to get in some girls pants for more than two hours and failing.
Now that I’m old and experienced I make sure that it is nearly going to be a sure thing. No more blue balls.
: Shucks.