Blue Penis

I saw a screen shot of Billy Crudup’s suit that he was filmed in for the motion capture. I’m fairly sure that’s not his member.

Well, not to brag (ok, TOTALLY to brag) mine doesn’t “retract” very often (just when cold,) and hangs almost that length…but a bit to the left (my left,) not straight down the middle.

I have also been working very hard on getting it to shine bright blue. So far I’ve only got a half-assed teal going on down there. :stuck_out_tongue:

Um… blue penis questions aside… WHY does this Dr. Manhattan guy walk around naked all the time?

He is so powerful and above mere humans that he has transcended the need to observe our social mores. The nudity illustrates his indifference to us.

Plus, he feels more…free.

Sure there was big blue penis but what I wondered about was why the big blue marbles were more understated. Why not just have it all out there?

I quoted those posts in my previous post days ago and changed my mind about responding but since they got quoted and I missed my edit window, I think he was circumcised.

At least it wasn’t double-headed.

Though one could describe the color as ice blue.

My friend and I were joking about this when we saw it. Especially the two scenes where he’s gigantic; that tool has gotta be six feet long :eek:

I was actually pretty impressed by the fact that the movie showed it without making a point out of showing it. I had heard before I saw the movie that there was going to be full frontal Dr. Manhattan, and I was expecting “Look at the penis!” camera work. You know, to illustrate just how daring they are. I was pleasantly surprised that it was just there, without making a big production out of it.

He didn’t have a “Ken doll” bulge in the novel, it was just that he was a “grower” instead of a “shower” (vice versa in the movie). In the comic he looks like the statue of David.

So if you wrote a song for the movie called “Blue Penis” to the tune of “Moon River”, would it be eligible for an Oscar nom?

I think that the movie shows him only in the bikini and totally naked (other than when he’s in a normal suit). There’s no progression from full coverage in 1960 to leotard in 1964 to bikini in 1971. Is the thong at the White House in 1977 distinct from the earlier bikini?

Imagine seeing the movie in IMAX.

Funny you mention that. My friend asked me to see it in IMAX with him at an undesirable hour, so sure enough, I told him I would rather see Doc’s dong on a normal-sized screen.

We’re seeing the 7:30 show now.

My brother called me up, and mentioned that he was planning to see Watchmen with his girlfriend. "Oh, and you know that some people are calling it the “Big Blue Penis Movie ?”

Him : “Although you know, it might be a bad idea for little boys to see it. They might get a feeling of inadequancy to see the size of a grown man’s penis, in comparison to theirs.”

Me : "So if I watch it with a little boy, I shouldn’t say ‘Look how tiny that blue guy’s penis is !’ " ?

I saw themovie last night and while I liked the movie as a whole the blue wang became rather distracting.

It got to the point that when they showed Dr. M full frontal, I wondered why they didn’t show him from the stomach up and when they showed him from the stomach up, I kept thinking that just a short distance South was the blue unit.

I’ve got it linked to the tune “Dear Prudence”, but to each their own.

Blue Penis, won’t you come out to play
Blue Penis, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It’s beautiful and so are you
Blue Penis won’t you come out to play…

I did see it IMAX and I did see IT in IMAX.

Blue Penis, wider than a mile* …

:smiley:

Finally, a reason to go see this film!