I just saw a Victoria’s Secret ad on TV tonight featuring Bob Dylan. I nearly vomited. Besides the pure, abject horror at seeing him sell out to such an astonishingly low degree… HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO SELL MORE UNDERWEAR? Pierce Brosnan, yeah. George Clooney, sure. But Bob Dylan? An incredibly unattractive old folk singer? What’s the demographic here, people?
Can you describe the ad? Does it feature a Dylan song playing in the background while models prance around, or is Dylan himself showing his body off in lingerie?
Eww! I didn’t say I’d do him! I just meant I didn’t think it would be worse. It would still be bad, though. Very bad.
Something in between: A Dylan song playing in the background while the models prance around, then a tight shot of Dylan all soft-focus (not soft enough, Jack!) and turning to gaze at the camera.
I saw that commercial last night and I was thinking “WTF?! Why is Bob Dylan selling women’s underwear?” I don’t see a problem with using his song, but why the heck use his face?
It is so many flavors of wrong, I don’t even know where to begin. Dylan stooping to being on an ad with a model who walks with the grace of Frankenstein in too-tight briefs. VS bringing the face of the undead onto my screen. I need Chlorox.
All along the watchtower
Princes kept the view
While all the women came and went
In a petal pink satin teddy and lace up tap pants sets
$28 + shipping.
LadyGrem and I caught that one as well. There was a long pause and then we slowly turned toward each other and said “What the fuck was that?” at almost the exact same instant. I had trouble sleeping…