Bob Barr, who gained notoriety by testing out the Vince Foster murder conspiracy theory by shooting a pumpkin in the shape of a man’s head, lost to John Linder is the Georgia primary yesterday.
Good ol’ Bob was high on my personal shit list for being THE first to call for Bill Clinton’s impeachment. He pulled out all the stops in the primary race, calling on RW celebrities such as Ken Starr, Charlton Heston, G. “head shot” Liddy, and Ollie North, all to no avail. I take immense personal satisfaction on dancing on the fucker’s political grave.
Obviously, I have no problem carrying a grudge, or ‘hating.’ So let’s make this thread good, clean, fun. Conservatives in the SDMB, I’ll open up a Cynthia McKinney thread tomorrow, just to show I’ve got nothin’ but love for all ten of you, and you can rant about those horrible liberals there. Now, now, don’t cry.
All right, let’s get this show on the road! How should we hate him? I’m sure I’ll miss a few, but let us count the ways![ol]
[li]He led off the impeachment, sponsored the DOMA, and he’s a sleazy, slutty, hypocrite. He was photographed in 1992 licking whipped cream of young girls’ breasts. One of his two ex-wifes accused him of stiffing her for child-support, and commiting adultery. Fuck off![/li][li]He lead that travesty of justice and good taste known as the Vince Foster Investigation.[/li][li]He’s called for a medical-liability limitations bill, limiting pain and suffering to $250,000. He also sued Carville and Flynt for $30 million as suffering to his reputation. Fuck off![/li][li]He spoke to white supremacists – “The CCC’s affection for Lott is understandable, because the senator subscribes to the same dubious brand of Republicanism as its leaders do. Interviewed in 1984 by the Southern Partisan, a leading neo-Confederate organ, Lott explained why he believes that “the spirit of [Confederate President] Jefferson Davis lives in the 1984 Republican platform,” and went on to deplore a national holiday devoted to the memory of Martin Luther King Jr.” – Fuck off![/li][li]Let’s listen to the ball-sac for a minute:[/li]
“Is there legitimate speculation to think, given Marion Barry’s history and the liberal leanings of D.C. voters, that they’ve decided to fight drugs?”
Re: Gay marriage: Barr warned that the “flames of hedonism, the flames of narcissism, the flames of self-centered morality are licking at the foundations of our society, the family unit.”[/ol]
Ah, well the, you see we had no choice. Bob Barr, for opening the articles of impeachment, for being a moralizing, womanizing, sleazeball; For being a racist, bluenose, corporate crony, hypocrite, and epitomizing all that is wrong with the current crop of conservatives; for using one man’s suicide to further your own loony political career; and especially for dismissing people’s pain, America has a message for you:
YOU’RE GETTING THE BOOT, YOU FUCKNUT!!!
[Ace Does the Funky Chicken]
http://dir.salon.com/col/cona/1998/12/22cona.html
http://www.webactive.com/pacifica/demnow/dn981222.html
http://members.macconnect.com/users/t/tnolen/tomnolen2.htm