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Checkmate (as the actress said to the bishop).
Maybe they can charge him with assault with a dead weapon.
And the sheriff says, “I can take the DNA sample and match it against my comprehensive criminal database, to see not only if Fischer is the father, but who might be the father if Fischer isn’t.”
The doctor says, “I can work up a complete genome sequence to see if he’s the father, and match it up with my database to see if he’s the father of any other children.”
The priest says, “Why are we even here? I already have a sample of his DNA in my rectory.”
But that comment was only made in passing (en passant).
“Jinkies Scoob, they’re digging up bodies for DNA!”
Bobby Fischer’s alleged daughter enters the room.
“Who said my name?”
“No, we said Jinkies, not Jinky!”
(What kind of name is Jinky?)
What an unexpected move, will the Fischer defense be Sicilian?
Looks like he has managed to lose with a passed pawn.
So the girl in question will either live like a queen or get rooked, depending on the outcome.
Or we could see further exhumations!
how could Fisher possibly have a 2 million dollar estate? His mental illness ended his chess career in the mid 1970’s.
man, all the greedy blood suckers want his money.