Body parts that you're missing

I feel so left out. I’m still all factory original.

Never had either a hymen or wisdom teeth - so had none to loose.

Tonsills, appendix, gall bladder all in original working order.

Spine.

I’m not missing anything, but my ass has a crack in it.

Oooh! I forgot! Not only am I missing my hymen, but I had it removed surgically!

mischievous

As far as I knew, the frenulum was a part of the penis (the one on the underside).

I still have my foreskin (hah!), but I’m missing some hair from the top of my head. I have a feeling that I’m going to continue to be missing some hair in the future. :confused:

I’m missing a salivary gland, 3 wisdom teeth, and some regular teeth were pulled out to make way for braces.

You may be my evil twin, or I yours. Except that I think my wisdom teeth waited till I was 25, or at least that’s the first I remember noticing them coming in. One of them finally started bothering me enough to have it removed five years later. The others don’t bother me, though my dentist thinks I should have the one that’s halfway in removed because he finds it hard to get at for cleaning and therefore it may eventually become abcessed.

I started having trouble with the gall bladder roughly about the same time the wisdom teeth made their first appearance, but it came out a lot faster. I still think that was the best thing I ever did.

Tonsils
Wisdom Teeth
Gall Bladder
Fallopian tubes

Found:

[ul]
[li]227 Assorted Teeth[/li][li]20 Tonsils[/li][li]15 Foreskins[/li][li]14 Skin Tags[/li][li]11 Appendices[/li][li]9 Gall Bladders[/li][li]9 Moles[/li][li]7 Ovaries[/li][li]7 Fallopian Tubes[/li][li]6 Adenoids[/li][li]6 Small sections of vas deferens[/li][li]4 Toenails[/li][li]4 Uteruses[/li][li]3 Placentas[/li][li]3 Cysts[/li][li]3 Hymens[/li][li]3 Eye lenses[/li][li]2 Nasal Septums[/li][li]2 Youthful Idealisms[/li][li]2 Lymph Nodes[/li][li]2 Middle Ear Bones[/li][li]1 chunk Abdomen[/li][li]1 chunk Thigh flesh[/li][li]1 Philtrum[/li][li]1 Esophagus[/li][li]1 Butt[/li][li]1 Melanoma[/li][li]1 Frenulum[/li][li]1 Omentum[/li][li]1 Anterior Cruciate Ligament[/li][li]1 Femur ball joint[/li][li]1 Soul[/li][li]1 Stomach[/li][li]1 Colon[/li][li]1 Left Femur[/li][li]1 Parotid Gland[/li][li]1 Spleen[/li][li]1 Spine[/li][li]1 Salivary Gland[/li][li]One half Hamstring[/li][li]Some Marbles[/li][li]Some Pubic-hair follicle bearing skin[/li][li]Some Left knee pieces[/li][li]Some Brain Cells[/li][li]1 large chunk Intellect[/li][li]8 inches Large Intestine[/li][li]40 lbs Breast tissue[/li][li]20cc Brain matter[/li][li]1 Common Sense[/li][li]1 Ex-girlfriend’s ass[/li][li]1 Mercedes[/li][/ul]

If you can describe them, they’re yours. Contact Jpeg Jones.

Unclaimed body parts will be donated.

I’ll take both of the Youthful Idealisms, the large chunk of intellect, the brain cells, and I know someone who can put the foreskins to good use. That is, if they’re not claimed by the original owners.

mischievous

If no one claims it, can I have some of the breast tissue? I’ll also take the Mercedes, and the ex-girlfriend’s ass if I can trade my own for it.

Foreskin
Tonsils
Adenoids
17 teeth (being replaced slowly, at great expense)
I’ll take those foreskins if nobody wants them. I would make a really cool change purse, that when you rub it, it turns into a wallet.

Playing doctors and nurses :)?

I am missing tonsils, adenoids (whatever they are), and a foreskin.

64 teeth.(Do we get 32 baby teeth?)

foreskin

One section of artery from my right leg.

Second toe on my right foot.

A WHOLE lot of energy that I had 20 years ago!

Other than all that I am good to go.

Methane :wink: