bohemian blunder

Does anyone know the full lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen? I know almost all of them, but some are mumbled, therefore, I have to mumble them when I sing along. But anyway, help me out please!

Welcome to the Straight Dope! There’s a nifty website out there at http://www.google.com. If you go there, type bohemian rhapsody lyrics into the little box and press the enter key, all your answers will be revealed.

Thanx ethil…I GOT 'EM ALL!! :smiley:

Great! Now can you explain them to me please?

They don’t all have meaning. “Scaramouche, Scaramouche can you do the fandango” for instance (though Scaramouche was the name of an old-fashioned swashbuckling novel by Sabatini).