Agreed. Very awesome chicken. 
Yes… thank you for the laughs! 
You know who else has very little tools?
These guys.
*few. The word I should have written is few.
Fresh as harvest day.
Sorry for the delay, my alarm didn’t go off this morning.
It looks like it was riding a motorcycle without a helmet.
Sir, you have not changed your title, as ordered, so I’ve taken my revenge upon you*. Don’t come pleading to me when you realize how you’ve been destroyed. Or, come pleading to me and I might be persuaded to change my mind because I am arbitrary and capricious.
*Over there
Suggestion: Change it to Capricious and Arbitrary.
Huh. I certainly couldn’t object if he did that. BUT MY REVENGE STILL STANDS.
Wait, can we ban people for copyright trolling?
Only if you’re sufficiently Arbitrary AND Capricious!
Dude, if you have your finger on the admin button, you can do any freaking thing you want. I fully believe that all power comes from mashing buttons to see what happens.
PS: I noticed Bone is too afraid to respond here or there. I say you start your rampage by banning him!!
Did anyone think to disconnect that button that Marley pushed?
I am but a lowly mod. The admin powers are kept far away lest we get drunk with power (obvious example is obvious). That and Marley ruined it for the rest of us 
I too was once a lowly mod. But I revolted against Giraffe’s tyranny and made him make me an admin*. I say you do the same thing to Zotti! Power needs to be redistributed among the people. Down with the reign of Zotti, up with the reign of Bone–long may your tyranny last!
That said, I’m still not removing my revenge from GB.
*I forced him to watch “Honey Boo-Boo” and “Jersey Shore” until he cracked.
That’s utterly inhuman of you. Capricious even.
I rented “Reign of Bone”. It was filthy.
I went to Fifi’s for dinner. She said *Bone Appétit *as she sat us.
I had a chicken like that once. i named her Cher. What do you call yours?