Boner is missing

Sorry. I just had to post this here. I don’t think I’ll ever get another chance to start a thread with this title.
Anyway here is the story:

His name (hrmmm, hrmmm, snicker) is Boner!

Yes, I know this is an unfortunate situation, but I couldn’t help myself.

D’oh!! I see someone’s already started a thread on this. Damn you Flurb!!!