Book Summaries

The Game Room
1

Two words.

Joy of Sex
Hairy fuckers.

2

The Teachings of Don Juan by Carlos Castaneda

Total fake.

3

A Tale of Two Cities.

Wrong dude.

4

The Brothers Karamazov


It’s Smerdyakov!

5

1984
Communism sucks!

6

Gone With the Wind

Southern Bitch

7

Ben Hur

Jesus saves.