Book Summaries

The Game Room
#1

Two words.

Joy of Sex
Hairy fuckers.

#2

The Teachings of Don Juan by Carlos Castaneda

Total fake.

#3

A Tale of Two Cities.

Wrong dude.

#4

The Brothers Karamazov


It’s Smerdyakov!

#5

1984
Communism sucks!

#6

Gone With the Wind

Southern Bitch

#7

Ben Hur

Jesus saves.