Bosda's Bad Day On his Bicycle.

I left at 9:30 AM.

I biked the Stone’s River Greenway, then cut through Old Fort Park, to the Parkway, bicycled up to a new store, then to the used CD store.

Then, things started to get unpleasant.

Waiting on my bike, at the edge of the parking lot, I notice a pot hole in the road, filled with muddy water. At that same instant, at truck hit’s the hole. My grey hoodie doesn’t look any nicer with black spots.

I decide to try a shortcut :smack: , so I go to the newly re-opened Bridge Road.

A white pickup starts following me, blowing his horn, with the driver swearing at me for riding a bike. :mad: Suddenly, he swerves off the road into a driveway, & waits there. A Sherrif’s Patrol car passes us. I think: “Thank Ghod he’s off my ass”. The shithead pulls out of the driveway, right up behind me, & starts swearing & blowing his horn again. He knew what he was doing was wrong, but he went & did it anyway. Then, he throws a beer bottle at me, misses, & roars off around me.

I stop at the Hobby Lobby, a hobby/home decor superstore. Going in, I start looking at a cabinet. There is a large wooden chest over the cabinet, on a shelf. The shelf collapses, & traps my hand between the shelf & the cabinet. A customer & an employee have to free me. The manager apologises.

I start riding home, along Bridge Road. It is studded with dead skunks, dead squirrels, dead cats, and live rednecks. The smell is mixed skunk, dead dog, & manure from the cows pastured in the fields nearby.The construction is not completed, & the road is trashed with rocks. There proves to be no shoulder to the road, & the risk from traffic is real.

Going on to Samsonite Boulevard, a stray mutt starts chasing me, barking & snarling.

I arrive home at 11:45, spent, angry & sore.

Jeezopete, Bosda, what a rotten ride! :eek: Too bad you couldn’t get the truck driver’s tag # and complain about him. But I know how hard it is to write things down when you’re on a bike.

Hope your next ride is more pleasant.

And I’m still sore! :frowning:

Why do drivers hate bicyclists so much? I used to have friend who was a bike courier in Boston, and every day his answer to “How was your day?” sounded like the plot to an Indiana Jones movie.

A bike courier is not a bicyclist. A bike courier is a breed apart. A bad breed. Doing bad things. Of course, that’s just my opinion, having shared many a sidewalk with many a bike courier.

Hey, at least you can take some satisfaction in the fact that your life doesn’t suck so bad that you’re a psycho shithead throwing beer bottles at cyclists from your pickup truck.

Not so. A courier is just exactly like a cyclist. Except that he has a Mission from God.

Welcome to the 'Boro! Enjoy your stay.

Bosda…Where is dogpatch? you list the street names but not the city, bro. I’m gonna stay away from dogpatch, Bigtime! I wish that cop woulda busted the Redneck truck driver…that dude probably had “wants and warrants” up the perennial gazoo. What away to begin 2005, eh?

Murfreesboro, TN, IIRC.

In a nearby thread, Absolute rants about cyclists who have the nerve to delay his daily race to work. Bosda, maybe Absolute was the road-ragy jerk in that pickup truck.

I keep hearing that sounding like Elroy Blues.

Elwood, actually.

IME it’s the opposite. Stupid 'cyclists getting all ornery cuz I didn’t see them and almost ran them over. Then they have the nerve to say I’m “destroying the Earth” in my SUV. :mad:

Oh yeah, please insert :tongue in cheek smiley: for the sarcasm impaired.

Ugh. Sorry *Bosda for tri-posting in your thread.

I swear I hadn’t yet seen this thread when I replied.

You know, I couldn’t remember if it was Elwood or Elroy, but I had no fear, because I knew someone would know. And research is, like, hard.

I could be wrong. Maybe it’s Elroy Blues and Elwood Jetson. :wink:

I wish everyone who said they felt that way was being sarcastic. :frowning:

Almost run down by a stogie sucking moron today.